tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11693885.post8827356333435314382..comments2023-10-18T10:49:12.914-04:00Comments on Bird-free Zone: Ornithophobehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08522714232659584430noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11693885.post-60611194435908468822010-11-19T18:56:09.117-05:002010-11-19T18:56:09.117-05:00The last time I flew to CA I got a hair fetishist....The last time I flew to CA I got a hair fetishist. She unbraided my hair and massaged my scalp. That wasn't terribly upsetting (except for flying cross country with my hair in my eyes) but I can only imagine what kind of folks the new pat down appeals to. Pervs will be applying for jobs in droves. <br /><br />Think I'm driving from here on out. If I need to get out of the country there are some fantastic transatlantic cruises available.Ornithophobehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08522714232659584430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11693885.post-74963567485082490252010-11-19T16:29:40.351-05:002010-11-19T16:29:40.351-05:00I'm starting to like the idea of driving when ...I'm starting to like the idea of driving when possible, and chartering a jet when flight is necessary, more and more. I'm sorry to have to hurt the commercial airline business, but I finally decided I was done with the whole thing about a week ago, when TSA agents at LAX decided my 14-year-old niece might be a dangerous terrorist because she was wearing a dress, and pulled her aside for a full pat-down.Soozcathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12549632685008663664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11693885.post-5138359775038209682010-11-19T16:28:53.478-05:002010-11-19T16:28:53.478-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Soozcathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12549632685008663664noreply@blogger.com